Dexter Action Figure Coming May 2009

via INSULINFUNK by Blake Garris on 2/25/09

dexterAre you a fan of the television series Dexter like everyone else is? Have you always wanted your own 7-inch version to murder your sister’s Bratz dolls? Well come May 2009, let the bloodshed begin.

For the price of $16.99, “7-inches tall and fully articulated, Dexter comes with interchangeable arms, allowing him to transform from killer to blood-splatter expert and back again. He also includes loads of great accessories: knife, body bag, ID badge, and blood slide! He would love to make your world a safer place, so bring him home today! This sculpt is personally approved by Michael C. Hall and Showtime.”

Looks like a chimpanzee with human clothes on to me.


by Ben Pike